One of the first things we are taught during our tiny amount of time on earth is that you call 911 if there is an emergency. Did you hear that? AN EMERGENCY. Not, "Hi. I got a bad haircut." Not, "My mom won't speak to me because we got into a fight." Not, "Do you know the what time the mall opens." EMERGENCY. But for serious, If you've ever called 911 and they put you on hold and you couldn't get through you'll understand how important it is that you do not tie up the line! Save it for the real emergency, people. Don't be the person who cried, "I'm drunk. Can you come pick me up."