It's not a hot water heater. It's a water heater.

grannybubbles

The parents from Parent Trap are WAAAY worse than the parents from Home Alone.

G2theCip

Actual physical push buttons are way better than sensor buttons. (Like the xbox 360 sensor buttons)

I_Grimmly_I

Tax should be included in the price with no exceptions.

fin_ss

Macaroons are not macarons. One has coconut, and one is a sandwich cookie.

picoCuries

Everyday and every day are different. And not interchangeable.

“An everyday walk in the park” vs “I walk in the park every day.”

msalazar395

Learn how to spell a name before you saddle a kid with it, for f**k's sake.

JohnRandolph

JAWS must not EVER be re-made, or retconned, or re-imagined, or re-anything. Ever.

brendanqmurphy

Squeeze the air out of a ziploc bag before you put the bag in the fridge or freezer. I don't understand why my wife doesn't and one of these days I'll have a decision to make.

lookielikeaman

Returning a shopping cart is not that hard. It's the least you can do when utilizing a service.

Stock_Intern_7450

Touch screens in cars make them worse in many ways.

raccoonviolence

It’s “couldn’t care less” and not “could care less”.. this shouldn’t even be a question but you’d be surprised how many people are willing to die on the could care less hill.

Regular_Ad_6362

Greedo never even shot his blaster in the theatrical release of Star Wars. Han wasted that sucker before he even had the chance to pull the trigger.

King_of_da_Castle

mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are not interchangeable, they are drastically different.

b0nk3r00

Tall burgers completely nullify all the benefits of burgers, and are an abomination unto cuisine.

A good burger is the perfect portable food. It should be edible using only your hands and mouth,without cutlery, and without making too much mess.

You should also be able to sample every layer of ingredient in one bite, without dislocating your jaw

Javanz

Polycarbonate water bottles don't contain any dangerous amount of BPA. It's a marketing ploy by 3m Eastman to force people to use lower life cycle plastics. Tritan cracks at 2 years old, and polycarbonate lasts at least 20 years. They know polycarbonate is safe because we haven't stopped using it in high impact kitchen appliances like food processors and blenders. They created a shittier plastic that hurts the environment to make more money.

Cheap canned goods are literally lined with BPA. Polycarbonate bottles have f**k all to do with humans BPA exposure. If you own a polycarbonate water bottle keep using it, it has no BPA on it after the first time you wash it.

Source: MS mechanical engineering focused in polymers. One of my profs posted a few papers on this.

miices

Turn signals should NEVER be red.

I-need-ur-d-pics

Frozen isn’t a Christmas or even a winter movie.

It is literally set in the summer, a big part of the plot is that everyone was unprepared for the summer freeze.

I will die on this hill.

Autumn1eaves

There is no need for people to say 7 am in the morning. The use of am let's us know its morning

joelsh1

Those new LED headlights should be banned. They might make the owner safer but not other drivers as they drive into f**king ditches because they were blinded by Klieg lights masquerading as car lights.

fatguyfromqueens

There's a difference between doing well and doing good.

JoeJoey2004

If you (person A) pull open a door and someone (person B) is wanting to come through from the other side, HOLD THE DOOR AND LET THEM THROUGH. Similarly, if you are the other person, don't dilly-dally, WALK THROUGH. Because the alternative is person A awkwardly trying to pass through whilst struggling to maintain holding the door open, leaving person B waiting awkwardly for them to finish.

Happens a lot at my office in the corridors and it does my head in.

IglooRaves

Carpet flooring in bathrooms trigger me :/ just don’t put a carpet in a bathroom. A bath mat is fine so you don’t slip when you get out the shower but not the whole carpet floor

Cherie_Bee_

Anything with glitter can f**k right off

SOPMOD69

It is “Should have” or “should’ve” not “should of”

chart753