We don't know what it is about neon signs that makes us want to drink, but why question what works? Cheers!

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If you have to drop a hard truth about yourself, neon signs are one of the most whimsical ways to do it.

We love cute animals and we love naps, so this neon sign doesn't just light up the dark... it lights up our hearts.

Whether being motivational or sensual, neon signs are our favorite way of conveying any type of important message.

After seeing this neon sign, we envisioned a pizza version of you. So yes... we would like that, please.

When you come up with a pun this layered, you have to immortalize it in shiny lights.

It's technically not a soup, but it does warm our tummies, so we ain't gonna argue with this neon sign.

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The best type of subliminal messaging is the type that's hilarious and not subtle in the slightest. Well played, neon sign... well played.

Ironically, this is a great game plan for almost anything besides a neon sign, since that would just electrocute you.

If you think they're grumpy now, imagine if this neon sign weren't true and you'd have to deal with a bunch of sober adults. *Shudder*

We've been staring at this neon sign for hours, and no one has come back to fix our lives yet. Oh well, guess we'll just wait a few years more...

If you get a great server, tip them well. Because as this neon sign reminds us... they're not all interested in customer satisfaction.

You know how when there's a sign, that means it's become a problem? How big of a problem did it become where a neon sign was warranted?

Pick-up lines are difficult, so if you're gonna be awkward, may as well look cool while doing it like this neon sign.

The cool thing about neon signs is that any phrase can be used in them... no matter how uninspired and generic they may be.

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