Human teeth in an animal body is an excellent idea for... wait, this wasn't supposed to be a horror movie?
Honestly, I would have killed it with fire, but you do you, Boo.
We should also fix this thing, because it must never be allowed to procreate.
Don't let parents tell you memes are useless, they can fix the biggest problem in the world: a video game character's poor design.
Yeah, and that abysmal Mario Bros. movie was just to make people appreciate the games more, right?
Human abs and pecs on an animal is unsettling, but still not nearly as bad as teeth for some reason.
This is like that moment when your friend got really pretty over the summer, started hanging out with the popular kids and now pretends they don't know you.
The movie is a comedy, after all, and the original design was the most (unintentionally) hilarious thing ever.
You're obviously not gonna find a more terrifying and unsettling antagonist that has a grudge against everyone watching the film.
Sexiness comes from within, and what was within that other Sonic was creepy baby chompers that no one could (or ever should) get over.
Honestly, if this is his origin story in the movie it's the most genius and meta plot line of all time.
You ever get so disappointed you need a team of animators to fix you up after?
Honestly, we wouldn't be mad if they gave him creepy hedgehog teeth since he's supposed to be the bad guy.
This is undoubtedly the biggest, most inspiring glow up of the decade.
Forget that, now that we're drunk with power we should demand the studios fix our parents' marriage.