Yeah, you'll be in charge of putting out that fire, but watching it burn is so rewarding at the moment.
Honestly, learning how to forage and hunt for my own food sounds nice, especially since it's in my DNA since I'm a cat.
"Look, Mike, some things are more important than the stupid report, okay?"
"Just replenish the tissues when you're done with them."
Appreciation is nice... but so is being able to afford rent.
Yay, only 105 hours left to go!
So much sand everywhere, you're lucky to have someone as dedicated as me in the office.
Why... do you actually enjoy work or something, you freak?
Everyone assumes you have IBS, but it's worth it for the three hours a day of peace and quiet.
"I dress how I want because I'm invaluable now that I've been here for three days."
You just better pray they don't make you show up late for a sixth time this week, because weekends aren't meant for working.
Sometimes at funerals the luckiest person is the one in the coffin since they get Mondays off forever.
Eating and having a place to sleep every night is overrated anyways.
Customers are the worst part of every job, so it's nice when your manager also tells them, "Nay."
Me dealing with customers: "Just keep thinking about the paycheck, just keep thinking about the paycheck, just keep thinking..."