If you don't look cool while winning, did you even win at all?
"Fine, if I'm gonna have no skins, then I'm gonna go all the way with it."
When you made the biggest game on the planet, why bother listening to your fans?
Fine, if Epic won't remove the mechs, we'll just do it ourselves.
When this is the only thing in your arsenal, you have better odds trying to take out your opponents with diplomacy.
This is why you always want to come with your own squad, otherwise you're gonna get some randos and they aren't all Scotties.
PSA: You don't need to scream into the mic, and you don't need to be that close to it.
You know you need to work on your aim when they have the time to do this while you fire on them.
That's touching, but if we're real, he would likely be playing that long every day anyway.
"Welp, I'm dead, that was a fun couple of seconds while it lasted."
Ninja used to be so nice, but he literally and figuratively changed his colors over time.
Forget karate lessons, if you want to learn to defend your home, get good at Fortnite.
What's worse is when you realize they're all thinking the same thing about you.
Yeah, they're definitely the problem and it's not your fault at all.
We've made fun of Ninja, but to be fair, he is pretty good and puts all of us noobs to shame.