Tbh we've spent Robux on much dumber things.
That front butt is just strategy to distract your opponents.
Note to developers: sometimes it's best to just keep things simple.
Yet we still smile through the whole ordeal.
Change it to turkeys and then trees and you have your updates for the rest of the year.
All these kids with their titles looking more crowded than our old Myspace page smdh.
Money and status are just social constructs, but this is real.
All these kids today in Roblox have no idea how good they have it or how good things used to be.
Letting your young one play this game unsupervised is a great way to let them (and by extension, you) get scammed.
Tfw you try to connect with your younger relatives but realize they're dumb ingrates.
We don't know why nine year-olds love it... but dang, nine year-olds love it.
Not that you're complaining about it, but it is... weird.
"Yeah, everyone else is wearing it... but the way I'm wearing it is unique!"
The lowest of the low... you know, besides the game itself for making everything dependent on this system.
This is probably our favorite game to play that we never actually get to play.
Everyone is tough until they remember that consequences are a thing.
Remember kids, it's not the quantity that counts, just the quality.
When someone tries one-upping you and ends up admitting to illegal activity.
The Boy Scouts taught us to always be prepared, so that's what we're doing.
There's nothing more sad than seeing the Drake meme in reverse, except when it's a Roblox version.
Dang, we had so much more free time back in those days.
We're not too proud to beg, or at least bargain with them to make it our birthday present.
Working hard for a reward is fine we guess, but getting it immediately is definitely the best option.
Roblox players are like the exact opposite of The Count from Sesame Street.
This game is just like prison because as soon as you were out you always found a way to get back into it.
Chaos is fun and if you disagree then get good, scrub.
Naruto running with the greatest hidden prize of them all.
Cross your fingers that the teacher is also a Roblox player and understands you chose the greater priority.
And here we though inflation was just crushing us irl.
"Being bad feels so good, hence the unblinking smile on my face."
"Don't worry, I'm definitely not a serial killer... even though that's what a serial killer would probably say."
Welp, guess we'll just go back to Earth and keep playing... as soon as the freaking thing connects.