Pop quiz! Where did the line, “I’m going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers” come from?
If you said that it’s on my family crest, you’d be right. However, I would have also accepted the lesser-known source: Bender from the popular show, “Futurama.”
While that line is pretty good all on its own, leave it to the Internet to take something great and make it even better.
Don’t Take Criticism Well?
Hey, I’m with you, man. Who likes being criticized? Especially when there are so many other deserving targets. Like Dave. That guy is the worst. People should criticize that guy a lot more.
Anyway, if you’re sick of taking people’s bullsh*t, Bender has your back.
That’s all I should have to say. Now you should stop.
Don’t actually bite it, though.
Admittedly, it can be confusing at times.
Haters Gonna Hate
Another reason criticism is the worst is because sometimes you did the exact opposite of earning it. You’re just sitting there being awesome and someone has the gall to get in your face about it.
Get ‘em, Bender memes!
Yeah! But also, I don’t think that’s a very realistic thing to worry about.
…hopefully, this is also meant in a Call of Duty sense.
This is just solid advice.
Sometimes, There’s No Place for Wit
Look, a lot of the memes on this site are very, very witty and people should be commended for coming up with them. However, there’s something to be said for the straightforward approach too and, if you’re a fan of the show, you know that Bender is the perfect image to deliver the following words.
In my personal experience, this applies to 99% of the people on this planet.
…aright, this also applies to 99% of the people on this planet.
Why yes, I am a keyboard warrior, but still…
I don’t actually have a fur coat…and I don’t get invited to parties.
This meme is my spirit animal.
When someone literally says anything to me.
The 2016 Presidential Election Explained in One Meme
America is a country full of people who love freedom. We put a premium on the Constitution, family and the ability to live and let live. At the end of the day, though, everyone loves blackjack and hookers.
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