Anti-Joke Chicken Memes

Anti-Joke Chicken Memes 

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

If you’re the chicken in this meme, you know the answer and it’s not funny and why don’t you grow up?

Chickens have really tough lives. They spend all day bobbing their heads, producing eggs that get stolen right out from under them and, eventually, end up deep-fried and tasting absolutely delicious.

So I guess it’s kind of understandable that the anti-joke chicken in this meme isn’t in the mood for any of your hijinks. He’s more than happy to tell you about it, though.

Obvious Answers That Ruin Jokes 

We’ve all been there. We have a great joke ready to go. We tell our friends and…someone ruins it by giving the most obvious answer that’s not even a good punch line. That person is not your friend, by the way. In any case, he’s been immortalized in these memes.

homeless_man

yeesh. Starting off on a high note.

unusual_bar_scene

Relatable.  

landed_on_time

…I don’t get it.

guess_what_I_saw

Yeah, well, ya didn’t see this coming! *smacks him in the beak*

words

Well, you don’t, because you’re a dumb chicken who’s good for nothing but getting eaten.

man_walks_into_bar

I feel like that was directed at me.

Anti-Joke Chicken Lightens Up 

Even anti-joke chicken has to loosen up every now and then. He’s literally known as a “cock.” Who can be made at life all day with that hanging over their heads?

Or maybe that explains it.

Well, at least he gets in the spirit of things from time to time.

playground_chicken

Ha! Anti-joke chicken! Where did that come from?!?

chicken_butt

Anti-joke chicken is kind of a pervert.

bird_puns

This is how I imagine anti-joke chicken after a few drinks.

candy_bars

You’re right. Chicken is way better for you.

Anti-Joke Takes Things Too Far 

After years of hearing people’s dumb jokes, the chicken has come up with some of his own. And I thought the homeless guy one was bad…

no_legged_dog

Yeah, well, what he lacks in legs, he makes up for in laughs, which is more than I can say about you!

drowning

Wow…that’s some dark meat.

plumber_crying

Good lord, I was just leaving.

baby_crying

Now that’s what I call jerk chicken!

kid_with_cancer

Do chickens eat crickets? Because I’m hearing a lot of them right now.

Anti-Joke Chicken Has Had Enough

chicken_crossing_the_road

As for me, I’m off to KFC.

Think you have a good idea about what’s put Anti-Joke Chicken into such a bad mood? If so, we’d love to hear from you. Use our free meme generator and make one of your own.